(Editors’ note: Ah, our poetic Pundit. In lieu of both the holiday season and the most recent Eagles loss, The Pundit has adapted an old Christmas classic. With an Eagles theme, of course. It’s not perfect – apparently, the original is pretty damn long. But it comes close. Without further ado, The Pattison Pundit presents: “The Loss Before Christmas.”
‘Twas the loss before Christmas, and all through the town
Everyone waited for the Birds/Skins showdown.
They controlled their own destiny as they walked to the field
For Tampa had faltered, and Dallas had reeled