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Have the Phillies changed us as fans? The Pundit wonders…

Maybe you’ve seen The Girl Next Door. For those who haven’t, here’s the main theme:  Nerdy but curious guy falls for super hot chick with a porn-star background. He loves her sense of adventure and care-free philosophy toward life. That, and her looks. And body. Right. Anyway, super hot chick with porn-star background changes the way nerdy but curious guy looks at life, gets him to take more chances, and gives him confidence in himself. Certainly, much more occurs in his existential journey toward self-fulfillment, but you get the idea. (Editor’s note: Is the juice worth the squeeze, Pundit? An interesting query, which depends, of course, on the juice. Tropicana? ‘Cuz if it’s Tropicana, or Dole, I’m down. Or purple drink. Mmmm…purple drink. Screw Sunny D – I want that purple stuff).

It’s a classic tale, really. But what’s the point?

Now that's a point that isn't lost on me. Wait, Elisha Cuthbert isn't the point? Damn...

Now that's a point that isn't lost on me. Wait, Elisha Cuthbert isn't the point? Damn...

Well, in many ways, I think we’re that kid. Continue reading

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